Most Under Rated Murder Weapons

With the butcher knife being used over and over in the old slasher films, we take a look at the top 6 most under rated weapons.

6. The Icicle
The glistening point of an icicle may appear to be just the sign of a cold winters day, but why, oh why hasn’t this seemingly deadly piece of mother nature never been used for killing? The visuals of blood dripping, and freezing onto the point of an icicle are all too rare. Not to mention the scene of the arctic for a good slasher is still mostly unused. So come on killers, use the icicle! I mean, think about it, the murder weapon will just melt away!

5. The Candlestick
The candlestick, the culprit for many a killings on the deadly board of ‘Clue’…yet on the silver screen, it lays untarnished in the background. Fighting to make an apperance but falling short, only landing gigs holding up candles for Séances. Still a valuable tool, and possibly one of the most brilliant blunt weapons ever thought of.

4.Plastic Bag
Ah, the plastic bag…the incarnation of everyone’s worst fears of suffocation. The simplicity of the weapon…a simple swipe over the victims head, leaving them squirming to attempt to suck any minute amount of air into their lungs. Perhaps not very gory, but clean, quick, and cruel.

3.Limbs
Lets imagine, a killer just took off your girlfriends leg with a chainsaw as watch from the crack in the closet door. He hears you muffle your scream, and walks towards the closet, leg in hand, and swings the door open. He looks around, but decides, the leg will suffice, and lifts the leg in the air, and swings, beating you over the head with your loves limb. Good, right? Lets see some more of that.

2.Black Hole
Science fictions place in horror film has been a..well bitter sweet situation. Case and point, Jason 2000. However, the thing that might bring it all back…black holes. Just imagine, a demented, mad scientists develops a black hole emitter, and finds that he can get rid of all of his problems with it…and he goes on a killing spree…or a well, relocation spree.

1.Rabid Animals
Lets be honest, I’m not the only one whos heart start beating when you encounter some wild rodent in the woods. That cute little raccoon, to me, is a killer. They have this look of sheer disregard for life in their eyes, and I find it surprising we haven’t seen the plot of a few campers being mauled by raccoons…or did we?